[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/dvacet-zvlastnich-ale-pravdivych-faktu-o-muzich\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/dvacet-zvlastnich-ale-pravdivych-faktu-o-muzich\/","headline":"Dvacet zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edch, ale pravdiv\u00fdch fakt\u016f o mu\u017e\u00edch","name":"Dvacet zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edch, ale pravdiv\u00fdch fakt\u016f o mu\u017e\u00edch","description":"1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei si u\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed dlouh\u00e9 romantick\u00e9 proch\u00e1zky do ledni\u010dky pro pivo. 2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei vypl\u00fdtvaj\u00ed tis\u00edce litr\u016f benz\u00ednu ka\u017ed\u00fd rok, proto\u017ee jezd\u00ed okolo m\u00edsto toho, aby se zeptali na cestu. 3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei se lehce p\u0159epnou do komat\u00f3zn\u00edho stavu, kdy\u017e \u010dekaj\u00ed na svou drahou polovi\u010dku, ne\u017e vyleze ze zku\u0161ebn\u00ed kabinky. 4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 50% mu\u017e\u016f tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee by jim nevadilo, kdyby jejich \u017eena m\u011bla lesbickou milenku. 5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vym\u011bnit rolku toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru kdy\u017e doch\u00e1z\u00ed, je super schopnost. O\u010dividn\u011b ji maj\u00ed ale pouze \u017eeny. 6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pokud najdete \u0161pinavou pono\u017eky bl\u00edzko nebo v\u00a0polovin\u011b cesty do ko\u0161e na pr\u00e1dlo, v\u00a0bl\u00edzkosti se nach\u00e1z\u00ed mu\u017e.Pozn\u00e1mka: Bude tvrdit, \u017ee je nevinn\u00fd. 7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u017deny za den promluv\u00ed a\u017e 7\u00a0000 slov; mu\u017ei asi 2\u00a0000. 8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pokud je to pozornost, co od mu\u017ee vy\u017eadujete, ned\u00e1vejte se dohromady b\u011bhem play off. 9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei maj\u00ed r\u00e1di p\u0159\u00edstroje se spoustou \u010dern\u00fdch a leskl\u00fdch tla\u010d\u00edtek. C\u00edt\u00ed se d\u00edky tomu d\u016fle\u017eit\u011b. 10.\u00a0\u00a0 Kdy\u017e mu\u017ei mluv\u00ed s\u00a0j\u00eddlem v\u00a0puse, nut\u00ed v\u00e1s to d\u00e1t mu facku hotdogem. 11.\u00a0\u00a0 D\u00fdchat jako norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lidsk\u00e1 bytost je pro \u017eeny samoz\u0159ejmost. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b mu\u017ei by sv\u00fdm chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm, mr\u010den\u00edm a chr\u010den\u00edm mohli ot\u0159\u00e1st malou vesnici. 12.\u00a0\u00a0 Prsa jsou mu\u017esk\u00e1 slabost. Ve v\u0161ech ohledech. 13.\u00a0\u00a0 Je vtipn\u00e9, jak jsou mu\u017ei dost state\u010dn\u00ed na to, aby \u0161li do v\u00e1lky, ale p\u0159ed epil\u00e1torem se t\u0159esou. 14.\u00a0\u00a0 Rad\u011bji by sko\u010dili p\u0159ed kulku, ne\u017e aby \u0161li koupit tamp\u00f3ny. 15.\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei miluj\u00ed barbecue. Je zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, jak miluj\u00ed va\u0159en\u00ed, pokud to obsahuje ohe\u0148 a nebezpe\u010d\u00ed. 16.\u00a0\u00a0 R\u00fdma je smrteln\u00e1 nemoc. 17.\u00a0\u00a0 Pl\u00e1\u010d p\u0159ed mu\u017eem je pova\u017eov\u00e1n za vyd\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed. 18.\u00a0\u00a0 Neptejte se, na co mysl\u00ed. Mu\u017ei m\u016f\u017eou myslet o ni\u010dem klidn\u011b i n\u011bkolik hodin. 19.\u00a0\u00a0 Pokud je to mo\u017en\u00e9, d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 v\u011bci je pot\u0159eba \u0159\u00edct b\u011bhem reklam. Pouze. Hlavn\u011b ne b\u011bhem z\u00e1pasu. 20.\u00a0\u00a0 Jak milovat mu\u017ee: –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tam n\u011bkde, mezi osinou v\u00a0zadku a na\u0161tvanost\u00ed najdete to ide\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00edsto. –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jeho kr\u00e1snou du\u0161i a laskav\u00e9 srdce. –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ten mu\u017e, kter\u00fd by za v\u00e1s polo\u017eil \u017eivot. –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 To je l\u00e1ska. PS: Mu\u017ei, i p\u0159es to v\u0161echno v\u00e1s milujeme a na\u0161e \u017eivoty by bez v\u00e1s byly nudn\u00e9 a nepestr\u00e9. Nebo si to alespo\u0148 myslete. \ud83d\ude42 4.6\/5 - (10 votes)","datePublished":"2023-05-31","dateModified":"2023-05-31","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/64d58fab86512053c8bb518a6563e7284bb4a3422dc9af0106c3f39575364c7b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/64d58fab86512053c8bb518a6563e7284bb4a3422dc9af0106c3f39575364c7b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"stasting.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a290377_w1967_t1502911812.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a290377_w1967_t1502911812.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/dvacet-zvlastnich-ale-pravdivych-faktu-o-muzich\/","wordCount":429,"articleBody":"1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei si u\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed dlouh\u00e9 romantick\u00e9 proch\u00e1zky do ledni\u010dky pro pivo. 2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei vypl\u00fdtvaj\u00ed tis\u00edce litr\u016f benz\u00ednu ka\u017ed\u00fd rok, proto\u017ee jezd\u00ed okolo m\u00edsto toho, aby se zeptali na cestu.3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei se lehce p\u0159epnou do komat\u00f3zn\u00edho stavu, kdy\u017e \u010dekaj\u00ed na svou drahou polovi\u010dku, ne\u017e vyleze ze zku\u0161ebn\u00ed kabinky.4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 50% mu\u017e\u016f tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee by jim nevadilo, kdyby jejich \u017eena m\u011bla lesbickou milenku.5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vym\u011bnit rolku toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru kdy\u017e doch\u00e1z\u00ed, je super schopnost. O\u010dividn\u011b ji maj\u00ed ale pouze \u017eeny.6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pokud najdete \u0161pinavou pono\u017eky bl\u00edzko nebo v\u00a0polovin\u011b cesty do ko\u0161e na pr\u00e1dlo, v\u00a0bl\u00edzkosti se nach\u00e1z\u00ed mu\u017e.Pozn\u00e1mka: Bude tvrdit, \u017ee je nevinn\u00fd.7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u017deny za den promluv\u00ed a\u017e 7\u00a0000 slov; mu\u017ei asi 2\u00a0000.8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pokud je to pozornost, co od mu\u017ee vy\u017eadujete, ned\u00e1vejte se dohromady b\u011bhem play off.9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei maj\u00ed r\u00e1di p\u0159\u00edstroje se spoustou \u010dern\u00fdch a leskl\u00fdch tla\u010d\u00edtek. C\u00edt\u00ed se d\u00edky tomu d\u016fle\u017eit\u011b.10.\u00a0\u00a0 Kdy\u017e mu\u017ei mluv\u00ed s\u00a0j\u00eddlem v\u00a0puse, nut\u00ed v\u00e1s to d\u00e1t mu facku hotdogem.11.\u00a0\u00a0 D\u00fdchat jako norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lidsk\u00e1 bytost je pro \u017eeny samoz\u0159ejmost. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b mu\u017ei by sv\u00fdm chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm, mr\u010den\u00edm a chr\u010den\u00edm mohli ot\u0159\u00e1st malou vesnici.12.\u00a0\u00a0 Prsa jsou mu\u017esk\u00e1 slabost. Ve v\u0161ech ohledech.13.\u00a0\u00a0 Je vtipn\u00e9, jak jsou mu\u017ei dost state\u010dn\u00ed na to, aby \u0161li do v\u00e1lky, ale p\u0159ed epil\u00e1torem se t\u0159esou.14.\u00a0\u00a0 Rad\u011bji by sko\u010dili p\u0159ed kulku, ne\u017e aby \u0161li koupit tamp\u00f3ny.15.\u00a0\u00a0 Mu\u017ei miluj\u00ed barbecue. Je zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, jak miluj\u00ed va\u0159en\u00ed, pokud to obsahuje ohe\u0148 a nebezpe\u010d\u00ed.16.\u00a0\u00a0 R\u00fdma je smrteln\u00e1 nemoc.17.\u00a0\u00a0 Pl\u00e1\u010d p\u0159ed mu\u017eem je pova\u017eov\u00e1n za vyd\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed.18.\u00a0\u00a0 Neptejte se, na co mysl\u00ed. Mu\u017ei m\u016f\u017eou myslet o ni\u010dem klidn\u011b i n\u011bkolik hodin.19.\u00a0\u00a0 Pokud je to mo\u017en\u00e9, d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 v\u011bci je pot\u0159eba \u0159\u00edct b\u011bhem reklam. Pouze. Hlavn\u011b ne b\u011bhem z\u00e1pasu.20.\u00a0\u00a0 Jak milovat mu\u017ee:–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tam n\u011bkde, mezi osinou v\u00a0zadku a na\u0161tvanost\u00ed najdete to ide\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00edsto.–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jeho kr\u00e1snou du\u0161i a laskav\u00e9 srdce.–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ten mu\u017e, kter\u00fd by za v\u00e1s polo\u017eil \u017eivot.–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 To je l\u00e1ska.PS: Mu\u017ei, i p\u0159es to v\u0161echno v\u00e1s milujeme a na\u0161e \u017eivoty by bez v\u00e1s byly nudn\u00e9 a nepestr\u00e9. Nebo si to alespo\u0148 myslete. \ud83d\ude42                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.6\/5 - (10 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Dvacet zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edch, ale pravdiv\u00fdch fakt\u016f o mu\u017e\u00edch","item":"https:\/\/www.stasting.cz\/dvacet-zvlastnich-ale-pravdivych-faktu-o-muzich\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]